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'Lips however rosie must be fed'
 
Albert Einstein
'When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour it seems like a minute but let him sit on a stove for a minute...then it's longer than any hour...that's relativity!'  Albert Einstein
 
Orson Wells
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in our caves eating raw meat, because we made civilisation to impress our girls!' Orson Wells
 
Valentino Rome 1996
'I like my food to be fantasy' Valentino Rome 1996
 
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